Michael Vick Almost Kills a Cheerleader, Apologizes

Kyle Scott —  October 16, 2011 — 8 Comments

After running out of bounds in the the third quarter, Mike Vick kicked a loose ball on the Redskins' sideline. Fortunately, it just missed killing a cheerleader. Vick's heart skipped a beat.

Vick's fiancée got a laugh out of it:

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After the game, Vick apologized:

I'm sorry for the play that I made on the sideline. I kicked the ball, it was very inappropriate to kick the ball. I'm sorry about that, apologize to the cheerleaders, that was a very bad gesture, and I can't let my emotions get the best of me. So, sorry to the Redskins' cheerleaders, I didn't mean to offend anybody.

 

Insert Marcia Brady joke… here!

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8 responses to Michael Vick Almost Kills a Cheerleader, Apologizes

  1. I’ll fuck anybody

  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9nSSrOp6ck
    “It’s getting bigger by the minute!” hahahahahahah
    Funny thing is that her nose probably looked a lot better than the way it looked when she was doing blow all day and all night. Man, back then she’d do anyone for some coke. Ah, those were the days.

  3. She doesn’t want any of that Ron Mexico juice on her. Anybody? Remember the whole Ron Mexico thing?? Ah, nostalgia.

  4. Hello Bitches,
    Anyone want to come to my World Series party?
    Suck it!

  5. hey Kyle it may be against the black guy bro code to tweet another mans baby momma

  6. I was wondering wtf was going after that play.

  7. you should see the chearleader who took his balls across the face after the game kijafa, kiyafa, whatever the fuck your name is.

  8. Hi Ninja, I’d like to come to your party. Are you going to give out a time and place? And do we need to RSVP and should we bring something to eat/drink?
    Actually, as much as I hate that geezer arsehole La Rusta—as well as that disgraced-dooshbag ex-Son-of-Erin Mark Gwire, who should be banned from baseball for life for juicing and admitting it EXCEPT under oath where he lied and was in Contempt of Congress—I’m glad the Cards bet the Brewers and I’m sorta hoping they win the WS. Just as last year and the year before, it’s comforting that the Phillies lost to the best team that year, despite giving it their all. If the Brewers beat the Cards, then you have sick feeling that maybe the Phillies didn’t try hard enough.
    PS: Ninja, so I’m not a “d-bag dickweed” this time? Stay classy, young fella, while you’re sticking it to those poor bastards on the Brewers blogs. I’m sure their loss hurts more than ours.
    PSS: Ninja, “suck it”, rusty lips hahahahahahahahahah

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